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Launch Day
Captain’s Log, 0120 hours
"No mission too saucy for us!"
– Captain’s official decree
It seems we accidentally loaded a crate of rubber chickens instead of emergency food rations, but the crew is already brainstorming new dance routines with them. Meanwhile, our quartermaster replaced the lifebuoys with giant doughnuts for a "themed" departure—perfect for dunking our morale into sugary bliss.
Status
- Reason for voyage: A midnight run to deliver top-secret cargo (pasta flour and extra marinara).
- Crew status:
- Eager to set sail
- Full of energy (and possibly leftover breadsticks)
Early Observations
The moonlit sky casts {{% badge style="primary" icon="anchor" %}}The Purple Pulpo{{% /badge %}} in a mysterious glow. Rumor has it, our octopus figurehead twitched its wooden tentacles twice, a good omen for our daring spaghetti mission. Some say those tentacles can sense hidden spice routes.
Stay tuned for more updates from our floating festival of noodles and nautical nonsense.