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linktitle = 'Purple Pulpo'
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title = 'The Purple Pulpo'
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> **"When {{% badge style="primary" icon="anchor" %}}The Purple Pulpo{{% /badge %}} sets sail, even the fish hold their breath."**
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> – Old fisherman’s tale
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The year is 1623. An unusual ship, {{% badge style="primary" icon="anchor" %}}The Purple Pulpo{{% /badge %}}, emerges from the foggy sea, its sails dyed a brilliant purple that dazzles friend and foe alike. Cunning merchants whisper about a legendary octopus figurehead carved from driftwood—some say it dances under moonlight to ward off pesky sea ghosts (and suspicious tax collectors).
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## Myths and Rumors
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Though many debate its authenticity, rumor has it the captain once successfully traded a shipload of questionable sea cucumbers for a cargo of prized purple velvet. The hue of the velvet supposedly matched the exact shade of the boat—thus reinforcing its flamboyant reputation.
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### Possible Explanations
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1. A wizard was on board, casting color illusions for fun.
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2. The purple paint was accidentally created by mixing octopus ink into the ship’s pigment.
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3. Too much wine spilled on deck over _many_ voyages. (Captain’s favorite theory.)
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## Unlikely Allies
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It is said, one day a rival trading ship, the {{% badge color="hotpink" icon="fa-fw fab fa-gitkraken" %}}Lady Kraken{{% /badge %}}, tried to outdo {{% badge style="primary" icon="anchor" %}}The Purple Pulpo{{% /badge %}} by painting their masts hot pink. The clash at sea was more of a fashion show than a naval battle -- onlookers cheered for hours, forgetting they were late for dinner.
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## Adventures
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Read about some of the unbelievable adventures of {{% badge style="primary" icon="anchor" %}}The Purple Pulpo{{% /badge %}} in the [Captain's Log](log). Notable adventures include:
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- [**Operation Squid Spaghetti**](log/first-day): A midnight run delivering spaghetti to stranded islanders, guided only by the glowing luminescence of algae (and embarrassed jellyfish who offered moral support).
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- **The Great Spice Heist**: Smuggled saffron and paprika past rival pirate ships. Legend claims the pirates were too busy sneezing to put up any fight.
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## A Final Toast
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Raise your mug of (purple) punch to {{% badge style="primary" icon="anchor" %}}The Purple Pulpo{{% /badge %}} -- where cargo, captain, and cephalopod might just change the hue of history. May your sails forever billow, your hull remain bold, and your cargo be as colorful as your legend!
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