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description = 'Home to our steering wheel, which may or may not be connected to anything'
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title = "The Helm"
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Our state-of-the-art navigation system relies heavily on the ancient art of reading cloud shapes and following particularly motivated seagulls. The ship's wheel, a magnificent piece of mahogany that squeaks exactly like a dolphin's laugh, is primarily used as an excellent coat hanger during peaceful voyages.
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The real steering happens through our patented "Serendipitous Navigation System™" -- we simply convince the ocean currents they're flowing in the wrong direction through sophisticated reverse psychology. Our success rate of reaching intended destinations is a proud 12%, though we've discovered fourteen previously unknown islands and one mysterious floating coffee shop in the process.
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